Rory and Lorelai sitting in the car.)
LORELAI: So, how would you like two parties this year?
RORY: You couldn’t get her to cave.
LORELAI: No, but she did agree to make the string quartet to learn “Like A Virgin.”
RORY: Well, you tried.
LORELAI: Sweetie, I promise, Saturday night we’ll do it up right at home. A Stars Hollow extravaganza.
RORY: So, is this party Grandma’s having going to be a big deal?
LORELAI: Not really. The government will close that day. Flags will fly at half-mast. Barbra Streisand will give her final concert…again.
LORELAI: Now, the Pope has previous plans, but he’s trying to get out of them. However, Elvis and Jim Morrison are coming and they’re bringing chips.
RORY: You ask a simple question…